Green stovepipe hat with buckle? Check. “Kiss me, I’m Irish” t-shirt? Check. These are the items most people pack for their St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. But if you really want to be prepared for anything this March 17, we recommend bringing along an emergency LED flashlight for the reasons listed below.
Pinch accurately. Everyone knows failing to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day will earn you a pinch. But in the darkened atmosphere of your local pub, it can be quite difficult to tell who is actually decked out in appropriately verdant shades. Carry an LED emergency flashlight to make sure every party pooper you pinch deserves it. LED flashlights produce a pure, sun-like light that will allow you to accurately carry out the duties of the “green police.”